5 “Here in New York City we celebrate Presidents Day by allowing people to park on both sides of the street.” –David Letterman
4 The Onion: Congress Cooperating?
3 “You can tell gas prices are going up in California. Prius owners are getting that smug look again.” –Jay Leno
2 “It’s been reported that Mitt Romney’s campaign is spending cash twice as fast as they’re earning it. Hey, it turns out he is just like us after all.” –Conan O’Brien
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