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“Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He won the New Hampshire primary last night. See, this is proof that even the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire can beat the odds and run for president of the United States.” - Jay Leno

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CARTOON: In Congress we “trust”

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“American politics are like Twinkies: fake, bad for you, and bankrupt.” – Andy Borowitz

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The Onion: Capitol Building Haunted By Spirit Of Killed Piece Of Legislation

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“The national debt has reached $15 trillion — the size of the entire U.S. economy. Yeah, I don’t wanna say President Obama is out of solutions for the debt, but today he tried handing it off to Tim Tebow.” – Jimmy Fallon